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new jersey hoagie

When a girl is in between two men sexually.
Dude, me and Ben gave her the ol' New Jersey hoagie.
by dudeface363534 November 7, 2013
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New York Sober

When an individual does not smoke marijuana, but partakes in any and all other substancew.
- "Do you smoke weed?"
- "No, I'm New York Sober... I'll take a bump though!"
by Shnrx June 20, 2024
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This New Life

a book written by a fourteen year old girl over her school breaks. 157 pages long, about vampire in love with another vampire, and forgetting her terrible past. She remembers the terrible past while learning about her new thirst. such as her fellow coven member jill, being her daughter.
"Have you read This new life yet?!"
by Erika Moussienetly June 25, 2009
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Neo News

A partisan media outlet that peddles filth, child pornography, anti semitism, hate filled content, blasphemous content.
Most of its employees and media personalities are promoters of LGBT ideology. For example, Raza Rumi is a know cross-dresser and loves to get fucked by two met at the same time.
Murtaza Solangi who used to work for Neo News and is now serving the fascist regime in Pakistan is known for his expertise in sucking multiple cocks simultaneously.

Neo News is also a propaganda arm of the fascist regime currently in control in Pakistan.
There’s nothing worse than Neo News.
by Maryam Nawaz December 25, 2023
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new friday

The tuesday you get drunk on good whisky and swap wives with your friends
Last tuesday fernando and nanci got new friday'd at tino's house
by FGCinHB December 2, 2017
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New Jersey Cheesecake

Noun describing the fetish of having feces rubbed on your face with male semen on top.
Last night we had the most intimate moment that ended with a New Jersey cheesecake.
by DirtyJersey7689 February 23, 2023
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new

by Alsssalsa May 4, 2019
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