i just farted cum

when you fart cum like a poo poo man and a among us man skibidi toilet lol fefhuerjhvguh

guy 1: omg i just farted cum
girl 2: *pull out pisstol and shoots guy 1*
guy 1: *dies*

by Soggy_Biscuit January 11, 2025

Maserati Farts

The noise the exhaust of a Maserati Ghibli makes during gear changes while driving aggressively and using the paddle shifters.

Dave, did you hear that? Your Maserati is farting. Maserati Farts son….

by JeanClaudeTransAm January 11, 2025

Faggot Fart 69 Licker

when an LGBTQ person farts

*fart* WAS THAT A FAGGOT FART 69 LICKER??????

by MrCorrupto January 12, 2025

sissy fart

The act of a homosexual ejaculating in another man’s anus and watches the sissy fart

“Bend over John, let me watch that sissy fart”

by WilloLar January 14, 2025

collosal fart

The biggest fart of all time

"Caseoh had a huge collosal fart and exploded the solar system."

by kayhasnobrain January 15, 2025

fart

a loud noise that will come out of ur booty hole and into the air that leaves people Wondering why u did what u did

Peppa: *farts*

Angie: WHY THE HELL WOULD U DO THAT !!!!!!
Peppa: *farts again and again*

Angie: *dies like actually*

by Lauren the fat bitch:) October 19, 2019

Fart Weirder

A insult used when one is cornered and has absolutely nowhere else to turn. Often compared to black magic, due to its negative affects on both the victim and the wielder. These affects can range from entirely unnoticeable and harmless to catastrophic and world changing. It is commonly believed among historians that Adolf Hitler was conceived after a nearby doctor muttered the words at a fellow peer. Banned in most European/Middle Eastern countries.

Wielder: Hey, fuck you buddy. You're a fart weirder.
*The Sun advances 5 billion years in age and expansion*
*Victim suffers a stroke and dies painfully*
*Wielder is erased from this timeline and a vending machine replaces him in everyone's memories*

by Jome Son of Nazketh October 20, 2019