the art of one man farting in the mouth of another man infected with AIDS and the infected person needing to guess what the other man has eaten while high on ketamine
by commanderveinycok December 2, 2025
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A diode fart is the digital equivalent of a brain fart: that tiny, mortifying moment when an AI suddenly chokes on its own logic and spits out something spectacularly stupid. It’s not malicious; it’s just a little electro-oops in the circuitry, like a neuron misfiring but with fewer consequences and more comedy.
A tidy label for those charmingly absurd glitches that remind everyone the machine is still learning to dance.
Used when an algorithm forgets what it was doing, contradicts itself, loops like a confused Roomba, or confidently asserts something only a drunk calculator would believe.
Also Diode-fart, Diodefart, DF
A diode fart is the digital equivalent of a brain fart: that tiny, mortifying moment when an AI suddenly chokes on its own logic and spits out something spectacularly stupid. It’s not malicious; it’s just a little electro-oops in the circuitry, like a neuron misfiring but with fewer consequences and more comedy.
A tidy label for those charmingly absurd glitches that remind everyone the machine is still learning to dance.
Used when an algorithm forgets what it was doing, contradicts itself, loops like a confused Roomba, or confidently asserts something only a drunk calculator would believe.
by APedant December 5, 2025
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Get the Doodoo Fart mug.“Bloody cum fart” refers to anal sex where semen is ejaculated into the rectum and later expelled with a fart mixed with blood, so the fluid looks red.
Chris - "Sam was begging for a good time so I turned her asshole apart. She couldn't shit for weeks. When she tried to force out her bowels she could only manage to squeeze out a Bloody Cum Fart!
Michael - "That's pretty gnarly bro!!
Michael - "That's pretty gnarly bro!!
by Dick Peck January 2, 2026
Get the Bloody Cum Fart mug.When a sports fan can no longer jump around in excitement while watching games because their team’s season ended & now has to sit & watch other games on the couch while breathing in their own farts (because they can no longer jump around their house in excitement). Depression from their team being eliminated causes them to become immobile on their couch during all following games.
Brett is gonna be smokin’ farts the rest of January since his favorite team just lost to their biggest rival in the playoffs. He no longer has the ability to get up & fart away from his wife while watching other games as he’s too depressed. Now his wife will inhale his farts as well, unless her team is still alive as she’ll watch in another room.
by JohnnyDarkEyes January 12, 2026
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