fart

a queef but out your butt. she’s gorgeous and has 6 pak. he will cherish your love forever because he wants to.

i can’t even believe you love fart. that’s so totally awkward random

by fart love December 15, 2021

Fart Tornado

When you and your partner place your bare ass against eachother hold hands and fart at the same time.

Yo, it got hot last night, me and Jenny did a fart tornado!

by Ipn87 October 6, 2018

Smurf farts

Tide Pod suppositories, an anally inserted Tide Pod

Brody and I are going to be doing some Smurf farts after we blow the hockey team, there’s room in the Geo Metro if you’d like to join.

by Curly MFN B June 6, 2018

Mega fart

When you stand on your head and wait for the mega fart to rise and then fire it out like the god of war if you poop its a win win

Sorry I'm late i was doing some mega farts

by anonymous November 10, 2020

Fart Curtain

A Fart Curtain is the waft of smell from farting while walking. Typically best if not too long, so if you have a longer fart you should walk with a slight zig zag and simply create a pleated Fart Curtain for best effect.

That lady just walked through my Fart Curtain, and she was smiling so I think she liked it.

by The Cobbler 2020 September 14, 2020

Popcorn fart

the answer dry as... is a Texas oilfield from the time of the boom in East Texas. although it didn't happen much at first wildcatters would find that their well did not come in "That well was a dry as a popcorn fart" from the land where they call cokes soda.

"That oilwell was as dry as a popcorn fart"

by Dogvideo September 24, 2022

Fart Pipe

A person's anal cavity that has been so stretched out by anal penetration that when the person farts it comes out it sounds like the breeze coming by.

After I fucked Jaylyn last night she was a fart pipe.

by kingkeizer April 21, 2018