Doing a gurt

Doing a gurt

Doing a gurt. Often used as a phrase for getting with somebody when you are drunk then wondering how on earth to get out of it.

by GURTRUDE FOREVER May 26, 2018

do it if you’re hard

do it if you’re not a wimp, kind of like “bet” or “you won’t” / “no balls”

person 1: “dude, jump off your roof into the pool”
person 2: “hell no brah”
person 1: “ do it if you’re hard”
person 2: “oh shit, okay”
no balls you won’t

by pickle_eater12743 May 28, 2018

Doing the Trash can

When you sit on a trash can and take a shit while masturbating.

I just caught my girl doing the Trash can

by dolceglr May 28, 2018

She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from

She has large boobs, titties, a large rack. Big enough to perform Shakespeare from

Have you seen Jess, She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.

by Noncebooiiiii October 6, 2023

I need to do wee wee

When a toddler needs to pee.

I need to do wee wee!

by xdr5t3evq3q October 7, 2023

Doing a bamber

Predatory behaviour displayed by an older male towards a younger female.(The Bambi. A play on I would love to I bang her. Or an observation by another that someone is a wrong’un

Dave “Christ look at Andy over there he’s doing a Bamber.”
Alan “ if I was her dad he would be like Bambi’s mum”

Andrew, “ in my role I get the pick of the bambi’s and who I’m going to Bamber”
Abbo “ the only think you’ll get the pick of is the Letters P and the numbers 45 you sicko.

by Captain cockwomble’s a meff October 7, 2023

To do flatus

When a person with nothing gets robbed by a rich person

I didn’t mean to do flatus but the guy was trynna buy my Rolex with a used condom

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023