Best friend

When two humans connect on some higher level, and somehow make those around them laugh at their inappropriate jokes. Every time.

Jamie and Naz are the kind of best friends that somehow manage to make everyone around them happier just looking at the way they laugh at each other’s frat boy fart jokes like they’ve never heard one before. Every single time.

by Definition isn’t just for hair December 9, 2022

Friend

Person, one who likes to socialize with
Sympathizer, helper, and that's about the size of it.

you have no friends

by powerfulpie December 9, 2022

Imaginary stoner friend

A imaginary friend that a stoner creates when smoking alone stoners can have as many imaginary friends as they want

1st Stoner: sup bro who you talking to

2nd Stoner: oh what naw I was just talking to rocky

1st Stoner: who rocky

2nd Stoner: my imaginary stoner friend who is a rock

1st Stoner: oh sup rocky want to meet mine

2nd Stoner: sure

1st Stoner: this merlin my imaginary stoner friend who is a turtle

2nd Stoner: sup merlin

1st

by anonymous December 9, 2022

Reverse Friend Zoned

When A Guy/Girl likes you but decides asking you out would be awkward if you said no and decided to just stay friends with you.

Sofia: So you like Karl?
Lily: Yeah I do, why?
Sofia: You should ask him out!
Lily: I don't think I will, were good friends and I want to stay friends instead of making things awkward.
Sofia: Oof I guess he got Reverse Friend Zoned.

by Bluedeviler December 12, 2022

I'm such a good friend

When you tell Cady Heron that Regina George is cheating on Aaron Samuels with Shane Oman in the auditorium above the projection room. "And that little one is Gretchen Wieners."

But I never told anybody that because I'm SUCH a good friend.

by Nicole "Snooki" December 14, 2022

Fonts Brothers Friends Uncle

Micheal Fontanellos brothers friends uncle who happens to be Odell Beckham Jrs agent

Me:Bro did you hear Odell is thinking about going to the giants or cowboys

Jeremy:Yeah bro Fonts brothers friends uncle told me.

by RodneyColemans Right nut December 14, 2022

HR Minnetonka Friend

Someone who lives and/or works in Minnetonka, Minnesota, and happens to work in the Human Resources field of business. HR Minnetonka Friends do not know each other, but rather, have a mutual friend who often lives in the Chicagoland area.

Wait you're from Minnetonka and you work in Human Resources? I have another HR Minnetonka Friend!

by Team Indeed December 16, 2022