destroying that monkey

Vigorously masterbaiting until it hurts so bad that you get friction burns on your scrotum

“Dude… I was just destroying that monkey… it hurts so much..”

“We’re taking you to therapy”

by jaihr August 10, 2023

Monkey Man

This is a person who talks to little girls. They also hang out with them. He is also a loser

Monkey man is little rapist.

by Tiktok star Alex Mastoris November 4, 2021

lizard monkey

A lizard monkey is a person who is annoying or needs to take a walk

"Tom is a lizard monkey, he's always frolicking about and i strongly dislike him"

by lizard monkey November 6, 2025

Monkey Bending

When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.

Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...

by Dr Jager Dave II July 18, 2012

Chunky Monkey

Chunky Monkey is usually a short girl with long dark hair, and has a thick booty and a chubby belly and chubby cheeks. Chunky monkeys usually always give the best cuddles too

“Hey there’s my chunky monkey”
“I want my chunky monkey to cuddle me 🥺”

by Katie2429 August 18, 2022

Workbook Monkey

When implementing Workday, working with consultants or implementors that actually have no business skills other than showing you how to fill out an Excel Spreadsheet.

We need to transform our financial processes, but John is just a workbook monkey, he can't help us.

by Agamemnon999 October 30, 2025

Red Grass Monkey

A red cow that is born and lives on a farm.

"Don't have anymore red grass monkeys"

by cowsaredope May 24, 2024