high-fived-a-monkey

When you wipe your ass and you get shit on your hand.

Dude, gross, it looks like you high-fived-a-monkey in the bathroom.

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids December 6, 2015

Geeky Monkey

A Programmer

He is a geeky monkey

by Sri_1729 November 13, 2019

the monkey knows

in the 60's LSD sometimes heroin users referred to a mystical spiritual out-of-body experience, they spoke about the all-knowing " monkey ". Beatnics, poetry readings, tams Tams sort of scene.

the monkey knows the monkey knows the truth.

by p0kerface February 14, 2019

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

monkey

monkey

monkey see monkey do

by Itz ya boi fish100500 July 2, 2021

Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it

I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.

by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021

Monkey

A hairy midget on steroids

You monkey

by Hanz_has_the_flammenwerfer June 27, 2022