that's what eve said

1. said to a woman when she announces something ironic right before something drastic occurs

*common in bad scary movies

2. referring to eve from genesis. it is play off the saying "that's what she said" but for the modern age catastrophe

being with a friend and she says "I wonder what herpes looks like", I reply "that's what eve said" then bam two weeks later she has herpes.

That bitch that said, "I wonder what happens when we eat these apples..", and we get kicked out of the garden of eden type of shit..

by KaptainKid March 13, 2012

plot what plot

Plot what plot, also called "porn without a plot", is a type of fiction that only contains smut scenes. As said in its name, this kind of fictions doesn't have any plot, just sexy scenes to make you horny.

I like the plot what plot trope in fanfictions; it makes me horny.

by lumavacy January 4, 2024

Erm, what the James?

What you say to express confusion or surprise when you are caught in a sticky situation.

Huzz: I’m pregnant!
Bruzz: Erm, what the James?

by lugogreed January 8, 2025

what the hecky was that?

A funny thing I said after making a weird sound

*weird sound*
what the hecky was that?

by Rytuck423 (Ryan) December 19, 2022

whats im gonna do

a common phrase between incompetent math teachers that know nothing about math

whats im gonna do is add 1+1 which equal 298

by commonjordanian2000 November 30, 2019

what the mahfuz man

you say that when a man called srikar watches too much hanime

Srikar bro, what the mahfuz man stop it

by evil mysogony October 12, 2020

What the tea?

Similar to “What the chile?”, this gag-worthy statement is simply asking about gossip.

What the tea can also be a replacement for “what the fuck?”

Person A: shut yo mouth, that’s why yo baby daddy left you and yo child.

Person B: oooh what the tea? 😭

by Bakesbykay June 2, 2025