monkey arse

When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.

Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.

Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’

by SwissMinty December 27, 2024

monkey bomb

a offensive term for an IED

if you're going to build a monkey bomb, make sure you have the proper know how, otherwise we are not responsible for you injuring yourself.

by Sexydimma January 5, 2015

Monkey Feathers

Equivalent to acting surprised, or saying "oh shit"

Person 1: oh monkey feathers I dropped my ice cream!

Person 2: damn man that sucks I'm sorry.

by 击Lewy击 June 15, 2022

Turtle Monkey

A man that has a long neck, a hairy body and a monkey face.

Guy 1- see this guy right there?

Guy 2- He looks like a turtle monkey.

by Defineiswhatido January 26, 2021

Monkey Bar

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.

Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."

by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025

Reeves-monkey

One who spends most of his time tossing off over his accord type-r, jacking off to the words "i-v-tech".

Those wonderful men and their flying machines at honda.

by OJB September 26, 2004

Mountain Monkey

Derogatory term for mountainous inhabiting people often used against people originating from Greece, Armenia, Lebanon, Dagestan, Afghanistan etc. along with people of Kurdish ancestry.

“Look at those Mountain Monkeys parading around that Gyro shop”

by Undergroundwardog January 6, 2025