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Penis Fart

The exit of gasses through the urethra. similar to a female 'queef' but smellier.
"Hey, Steve, I just did a penis fart can you smell it?"
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cum farts

where a woman farts out can that has been inserted into her anal cavity
person 1: yo do cum farts give you a massive erection
person 2: bro wtf

Man: *cums in womans arsehole*
Woman': *farts*
Man: *gets a massive erection*
by Ball sucker 9000 June 1, 2023
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Fart knocker

Alice: Dave is a Metrosexual because he is a Clean Freak and he's always such a Drama Queen. I wonder if there's a word for that?

Jay: Yeah, it's call a Fart Knocker.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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fudge in a fart box

An exclamatory statement: A quick and disgusting way to remind everyone That a bowl movement is inevitable. Also used to describe situations that share thematically and emotively the same concept.
"Oh, fudge in a fart box! I fumbled my keys and they dropped down through the sewer grate!"
by In the gutter, as usual December 10, 2016
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culvers farts

Culvers farts is when you eat a ton of culvers and fart so hard you shit your pants.
bro these culvers farts are crazy i've thrown away three pairs of my louie v undies.
by tickledmeelmo March 4, 2023
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Pseudo-fart

A large, disruptive, and noisy fart employed to cover up coughs, Used as a disguise for COVID symptoms.
*blarp*
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”
by 6millionjews November 29, 2020
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Puddle fart

When someone pounds it hard and when the penis pulls out it breathes heavily like the sound of an elephant trunk
He ramed me so hard on the bed. When i rolled over off the bed all i heard was a loud Puddle fart it was heavy wind with extreme pressure that i couldnt control 💨
by Queef_Daddy_Master January 29, 2017
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