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Big Gaping Cunt

Also known as "BGC".

People who are so extremely miserable no matter how good things are, are characteristically gifted as being transmitters and breeders of a "BGC". In context, these are generally miserable people you may live or work with that, by default, suck your life force from your body merely by being in the same room, or standing next to you.

You will be immediately afflicted by the "BGC" bug by a sudden feeling of worthlessness, loathing, and have a sudden urge to walk into walls, babbling incoherently, or in extreme cases, feel an extreme urge to slap the living shit out of the source of the "BGC" bug. These wretched individuals may also have foul smelling breath and unkempt hair and clothes.

Many times, in extreme cases, affected people will cower in a corner whilst piddling and defecating themselves while the "BGC" bug runs it's course. Do not confuse these symptoms with those associated with the "Poopie Monster" syndrome. The affected person with the "BGC" bug may also defecate themselves without knowing it.

There is no known cure at present for the "BGC" bug, and each case is unique in that the symptoms may run from only several minutes to many days at a time.
"Oh no! Here comes the Big Gaping Cunt! Everyone run!"
by Mongameister December 8, 2007
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Daddy Big Dong

This is a description of an older gentleman, who is well off, wears velour sweatsuits, and his bulge is unmistakably noticeable to all that he is around.
I was at a gas station, and this guy in his 60’s starts hitting on a girl half his age. She told him she would love to hang with a Daddy Big Dong. The woman he hit on is now my ex wife!
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
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Big boy season

The time of the year when it starts getting cold that women will get wit bigger men for warmth
Friend 1: your boyfriend a big boy
Friend 2: it’s cold out here and he my snuggle bear 🥰
Friend 1: oh right it’s big boy season
by Zg6 October 28, 2019
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big head nigga

Sharmarke Abdi a ruthless killing dome headed nigga with no hairline with an unlimited thirst for anything that moves
Sharmarke Abdi-dark skinned big head nigga
by big head haters July 18, 2014
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blow a big pole

The act of giving a blowjob to a huge dick
Man she sure likes to "blow a big pole" if you know what I mean
by Mrswan December 29, 2013
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big boned and flirty

A condition that will prove dangerous in Houston, especially if you go into strangers' homes and drink their milk. First noted on the city-data forum.
Lakeisha, being big boned and flirty, strolled down the sidewalk, picking the flowers that God put there.
by LakeishaKnows February 26, 2011
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Big Game Hunting

to pursue a cougar (an older woman) for the purpose of sexual relations and or a good time.
Last Saturday night Matt was down town, big game hunting at level 2 and bagged himself a trophy cougar.
by viperomegax December 29, 2008
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