lol surprise balls

When she thinks you have a really nice surprise for her, but in reality, it's just your balls.... and you laugh in her face.

Kevin: Hey, Karen.... I noticed you worked really hard this week, so I got you something.

Karen: OMG, Kevin! You shouldn't ha----

Kevin: SURPRISE! (Show's Balls)

Karen: WTF, Kevin?!?!

Kevin: LOL!

Karen was not expecting to get LOL Surprise Balls from Kevin.

*See Also, Kids Toy

by BigPoppaG&TheFunkyBunch April 21, 2018

Singed Ball Syndrome

To fart into someone else's butthole and then fart it back out.

1. Damn that SBS burns.

2. I went to the doctor and he said that Singed Ball Syndrome is not a real syndrome.

by ffsb0415bitches July 9, 2012

Angry ball of asshole

A very angry little shit, much like the evil human eating aliens from the critters movies.
It doesn't have to necessarily be in the physical ball form

or a midget but what would seem like an angry little bastard who reeks of rage and uncontrollable annoying anger.

Sid: Are you chicken shit? Come on man, you gigantic shit for brains! Come on come on!!

Giant guy sitting at bar: I am going to ask you nicely to please be quiet, sir.

Sid: Aww girly panties not pulled up? waah waah

I'm gonna head butt your abdomen and use it as my pillow!

Giant guy sitting at bar: Well, I think we need to take this outside because you're being a huge Angry ball of asshole.

by tsunbot July 13, 2011

Like my balls

A phrase, similar to "that's what she said," added to the end of almost any sentence for humorous effect.

That truck is huge...
Like my balls!

by superbill22 July 6, 2011

Grandma sweaty balls

Big black saggy balls across your face from your grandma

My grandma sweaty balls put across my chin

by Big Nigerian penis friend February 3, 2019

Gay Balls Hotel

the coolest and gayest friend group ever (roz<333, alex, max, and mars!!11!1!1) ily all so much mwa mwa thx for changing my life boos!!! best group evr and if u disagree ill shove a chair up your ass <3 /j /sarc

Someone: ong have you seen the Gay Balls Hotel members!? Theyre so cool
Someone#2: ikr!!!!

by totally not kou September 1, 2022

69 inch balls

my favourite band

yo! have you heard to song “if i was your sexy sugarboo” from the hot sexy electro mama by 69 inch balls?

by anonymous February 11, 2022