When someone who is not your significant other but is someone else’s is acting out/exhibiting obscene behavior or unnecessary aggression; when your ex is hoeing around.
Fred: Why is John’s girlfriend coming at me crazy?
Alex: I don’t know, man. That’s not my dog to leash.
Fred: Bro your ex is really getting around.
Alex: Not my problem anymore. Not my dog to leash.
Alex: I don’t know, man. That’s not my dog to leash.
Fred: Bro your ex is really getting around.
Alex: Not my problem anymore. Not my dog to leash.
by ellerfl October 30, 2020
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Person2- Yeah, I can't stand people like that.
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by Kool Breeze June 8, 2018
Get the spanish water dog mug.1. The act of tucking one's semi-erect penis behind their leg and then kicking that leg rearward in order to stimulate a fuller erection.
2. Tucking ones fully erect penis behind their leg and forcefully hiking that leg rearward in order to smack a woman performing fellatio under the chin.
2. Tucking ones fully erect penis behind their leg and forcefully hiking that leg rearward in order to smack a woman performing fellatio under the chin.
1. I was taking a shower and sprang a semi so I used some hair conditioner to kick-start the dog.
2. Your ex-girlfriend kept talking while giving the weakest head I've ever received so I kick-started the dog and smacked that bitch in the face.
2. Your ex-girlfriend kept talking while giving the weakest head I've ever received so I kick-started the dog and smacked that bitch in the face.
by The Cap N' June 19, 2020
Get the kick-start the dog mug.An act in which a female with an aggressive yeast infection shoves a wooden stick with a hot dog on it up inside her, then pulling it out, cooking it, and feeding it to her significant other.
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Guy 2: Damn dude that sucks, better change your shirt, ya dirt!
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