guy 1: good morning neighbor
guy 2: ur mom
guy 1: dies of ass cancer
guy 3: what are you doing today
guy 2: ur mom
guy 3: gets cancer and dies
goes to school theres a shooter
shooter: everyone dont move
guy 2: ur mom
shooter: dies but gun goes off from dropping it and guy 2 gets shot
guy 2: ur mom~
school nurse: comes in clutch with an ice pack
everyone: starts to lose hope
guy 2: gets up and walks it off with ice pack
everyone: cheers
guy 2: ur mom
guy 1: dies of ass cancer
guy 3: what are you doing today
guy 2: ur mom
guy 3: gets cancer and dies
goes to school theres a shooter
shooter: everyone dont move
guy 2: ur mom
shooter: dies but gun goes off from dropping it and guy 2 gets shot
guy 2: ur mom~
school nurse: comes in clutch with an ice pack
everyone: starts to lose hope
guy 2: gets up and walks it off with ice pack
everyone: cheers
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Dressed head to toe in lululemon with the occasional patagonia jacket. She is PTA president and is super involved in her kids lives. Likely shops at whole foods. You can probably catch her running around her neighborhood park pushing her children in a stroller. Drives an Acura MDX to meet for brunch with other lulu moms.
See also “resting LLM face”
Dressed head to toe in lululemon with the occasional patagonia jacket. She is PTA president and is super involved in her kids lives. Likely shops at whole foods. You can probably catch her running around her neighborhood park pushing her children in a stroller. Drives an Acura MDX to meet for brunch with other lulu moms.
See also “resting LLM face”
That lulule-mom clearly doesn’t know she’s in her 40’s. It’s kinda creepy the way she puts herself on display for attention. So sad that no one taught her how to have self-esteem in different ways than dressing like an aerobics instructor. I mean seriously, who even dresses like that and expects to get taken seriously.
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person 1: why are we here? there's not really a sentance with "facebook mom" in it.
person 2: i agree
person 2: i agree
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