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Semen

I shot my man cement on my wifes face and glued her eyes shut.

by Stlchrome January 15, 2017

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Tarzan Man

An awesome person with a wild side. Basically the living embodiment of a rave

Guy 1: Yo caleb just bought me a 12 pack of Bud Light
Guy 2: Wow Caleb is a real Tarzan man

by 3x Poon slayer February 11, 2019

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spider-manned

The act of tying up your sexual partner and face fucking them, until you finish on his/her face in the shape of a web.

Person 1: "Hey dude, I noticed that you really hit it off with Jenny last night, then you dissapeared suddenly, where did you go? We were worried about you."
Person 2:"Hey, yeah, nothing to worry about dude, we went to my house and I spider-manned her real hard!"
Person 1:"Daaaaaamn... Dude you work hella fast, you are the Flash of fucking!"

by The soggiest of nuts July 18, 2019

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Man tasks

What men will say to make errands sound manlier.

Chuck: I have to go make a deposit, check the mail, and get some milk.

Heather: So about what time will you get back from your errands?

Chuck:They are not errands, they are man tasks. Get it right!

by friskycurtain March 28, 2009

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