fart._lol

THE SEXIEST MF EVER?!?!

"Look! I just found a really hot tik toker, it's @fart._lol!"

by humanityisextremelygay May 30, 2021

Flag

Get the fart._lol mug.

Dick Fart

That moment when your dick farts and makes a funny wet sound

DUDE MY DICK JUST FARTED :///
DUDE, WHY DO DICK FARTS HAPPEN???
Dude, because scientifically gas builds up in your uretha and exits through your dick making it a dick fart.

by greenbean219 April 16, 2022

Flag

Get the Dick Fart mug.

This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.

My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off

by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017

Flag

Get the Blockade fart mug.

Fart-Box

Farting a lot in an isolated/confined area, without open windows or doors.

Damn did you fart-box your room?! Cause it stinks.

Yeah I’ve been fart-boxing so it might smell bad.

by socksareyummy October 14, 2019

Flag

Get the Fart-Box mug.

Fart in a sock

Using a poor foot sock for covering an erect penis, and holding a fart (semen).

I left a good fart in a sock there on the floor, not to be proud of it. Hope mother won’t find.

by ppllantdaddyy July 30, 2021

Flag

Get the Fart in a sock mug.

Down to fart

When You get caught in class asking someone if they're DTF (down to fuck) and you want to troll and lie to your teacher so you say it actually now means down to fart.

DTF doesn't mean down to fuck, mam... It's Down To Fart!

by Jesusprice11 September 8, 2016

Flag