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balls in yo jaws

I beat my meat when i walk down the street,
i said I beat my meat when i walk down the street,
balls in yo jaws
by andrew and karnell May 14, 2008
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Angry ball of asshole

A very angry little shit, much like the evil human eating aliens from the critters movies.
It doesn't have to necessarily be in the physical ball form

or a midget but what would seem like an angry little bastard who reeks of rage and uncontrollable annoying anger.
Sid: Are you chicken shit? Come on man, you gigantic shit for brains! Come on come on!!

Giant guy sitting at bar: I am going to ask you nicely to please be quiet, sir.

Sid: Aww girly panties not pulled up? waah waah

I'm gonna head butt your abdomen and use it as my pillow!

Giant guy sitting at bar: Well, I think we need to take this outside because you're being a huge Angry ball of asshole.
by tsunbot July 13, 2011
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shit balls on a spork

An exclamation of extreme shock or displeasure, especially in the context of highly unusual, unexpected, and unpleasant turn of events
The store manager gets a call from his assistant manager before the day starts and is told "I quit!". It is the middle of the busy season and was the only other employee.

Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"
by viperboy1012 July 14, 2010
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Liberian wrecking ball

When you blow into a girls balloon knot then place your balls in front of her butt. She then proceeds to pass gas blowing said balls back then they come crashing back into her waiting butt like a wrecking ball
Last night this girl wanted a Liberian wrecking ball in her ass
by Culatr November 30, 2016
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Gay Balls Hotel

the coolest and gayest friend group ever (roz<333, alex, max, and mars!!11!1!1) ily all so much mwa mwa thx for changing my life boos!!! best group evr and if u disagree ill shove a chair up your ass <3 /j /sarc
Someone: ong have you seen the Gay Balls Hotel members!? Theyre so cool
Someone#2: ikr!!!!
by totally not kou September 1, 2022
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Singed Ball Syndrome

To fart into someone else's butthole and then fart it back out.
1. Damn that SBS burns.

2. I went to the doctor and he said that Singed Ball Syndrome is not a real syndrome.
by ffsb0415bitches July 9, 2012
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burn my balls

Used to denote something that is so good that it hurts a little (or even a lot).

This would likely be used rarely in the positive, something that is so good that having experienced it, you can now die knowing that you have had the best and are happy.

Most common usage IS in the negative, as is described in the example below.
Everyone tells you how AWESOME something is, like a pastry or a movie. Then you go to that movie and don't like it (or just think it's so-so, or nothing special). Or, in our other example, you try the pastry and it's not "to die for". In both situations, when asked if you liked it, you say "It didn't burn my balls"
by basement jez February 26, 2010
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