cracker jack award

A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.

"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."

by NJSoccerMom June 16, 2014

Jimmi-Jacked

The Universe's style of payback
Or Karma's brother.

“Man, I can't believe that out of all these people I'm the one that gets arrested. I've been Jimmi-Jacked".

by TrickyT March 27, 2024

jack cannaby

absolute goat of a monkey being he likes to eat grass

look its jack cannaby

by segfyuegfyugfug May 9, 2023

Jack Clark

Dirty dirty man who touches his sister in her sleep. Not to be trusted around schools.

Jack Clark is a dirty dirty rotten man.

by Spicyboy2319 September 2, 2021

jack

jack is an extremely sexy and cute god.

holy shit, have you seen jack today?
let me guess, he got all the girls wet again.

by LuckyChen May 11, 2021

Jack sur

From the word "on" in French, jack sur means to abstain from masturbation, sex, and everything else pertaining to any type of sexual pleasure where the penis or vagina are touched. (You can have other types of sex and still be jack suring.)

This word is the opposite of jack off. It can also be used as a noun meaning a person who practices jack sur.

Person 1: "I'm going to be jack suring during NNN. I will win it."
Person 2: "Yeah, you've always been a determined jack sur."

by WordlessSpeaker October 28, 2021

jack

he has big cock and likes brunnetes

person 1 : jacks sexy
person2 : ayeeee

by jeffhodglik June 28, 2021