balls in yo jaws

word meaning literally, testicles in your mouth

I beat my meat when i walk down the street,
i said I beat my meat when i walk down the street,
balls in yo jaws

by andrew and karnell May 14, 2008

canon ball

When you hollow out an egg and fill it with cum or any other bodily fluid. whe these explode they generally go every where and it hilarios.

that was so funny whe we threw those canon balls at that nerd! some of that shit got in his face!

by jizballer June 22, 2009

Cool Balls

An alternative to 'good' or 'cool'.

Used in a response to a question or a just a general comment

1) Question: "What do you think of my new guitar?"
Response: "Cool Balls!"

2) "Cool Balls...I've just won twenty quid"

by Ryan Carter October 25, 2007

crystal ball

1) when a girl preforms oral sex with pop rocks in her mouth
2) a ball used by homosexual cross dressers for scamming innocent people out of their money

1) "dude did you hear how johnny got a crystal ball from his girl friend?"
2) "gazzzzeeee into the crystal ball and see your future"

by johnny talks alot August 12, 2009

Grandma sweaty balls

Big black saggy balls across your face from your grandma

My grandma sweaty balls put across my chin

by Big Nigerian penis friend February 3, 2019

lol surprise balls

When she thinks you have a really nice surprise for her, but in reality, it's just your balls.... and you laugh in her face.

Kevin: Hey, Karen.... I noticed you worked really hard this week, so I got you something.

Karen: OMG, Kevin! You shouldn't ha----

Kevin: SURPRISE! (Show's Balls)

Karen: WTF, Kevin?!?!

Kevin: LOL!

Karen was not expecting to get LOL Surprise Balls from Kevin.

*See Also, Kids Toy

by BigPoppaG&TheFunkyBunch April 21, 2018

burn my balls

Used to denote something that is so good that it hurts a little (or even a lot).

This would likely be used rarely in the positive, something that is so good that having experienced it, you can now die knowing that you have had the best and are happy.

Most common usage IS in the negative, as is described in the example below.

Everyone tells you how AWESOME something is, like a pastry or a movie. Then you go to that movie and don't like it (or just think it's so-so, or nothing special). Or, in our other example, you try the pastry and it's not "to die for". In both situations, when asked if you liked it, you say "It didn't burn my balls"

by basement jez February 26, 2010