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Murdered your kids

While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...
Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
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Stray Kids

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band kid

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i hate kids

Kids that cry after getting hit when they started the fight first
Kid- *hits/slaps* "haha!!"
Other person- *hits/slaps back*

Kid- *balls their eyes out*
Other person- *this is why i hate kids*
by StaleGreenTaki August 2, 2023
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Stray kids

"Stray Kid's music is so good, I think you should also stan stray kids"
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coolest kid in the morgue

coolest kid in the morgue is a twitch channel run by two people, Tadgh and Cameron.

Tadgh is Camerons childhood friend and have been friend for many years, Cameron had many other twitch acc and went viral in the past however got board and stressed with twitch and thought it was not fun anymore and was going nowhere so they started a new channel with Tadgh, Tadgh has had no fame in the past but is still funny,
coolest kid in the morgue is a very funny

twitch channel, however they are going to hell.
by got monkey man August 4, 2023
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kid yourself

Same as kill yourself.The rarest thing you can see in the chat.Mostly used to bypass chat filter.
Person 1:I think "Who asked?" is the best insult!
Someone:Bro,kid yourself...
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