A female usually in her 40's that suddenly decides she loves new dick and will spread them like warm butter to get it.
Where's Bob's wife been lately? Hell man she's getting her Midlife Hoe on. She ain't tried putting that shit on you yet?
by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022
Get the Midlife Hoemug. Someone that is the hoe of Poe. Can be used as a tool and as a woman at the same time. Often pertaining to people that have the name beginning with R and ending with a
Nate: what do you think of my Poe hoe? She is always all over me.
Pimp: uh, congratulations... I guess. You really caught yourself a Radhika didn’t you.
Pimp: uh, congratulations... I guess. You really caught yourself a Radhika didn’t you.
by Loolooslaps June 8, 2020
Get the Poe hoemug. 
When women reach their early to mid thirties and have 3 children with 2 different baby daddies from being run through like a hallway during a fire alarm, realize their sexual marketplace value is at less than zero, and decide to start going to church to find a "good guy" to take care of her and her kids. They done had their fun, but they want a man to provide for them financially. These women start attending church and Bible study under the guide of being "born again" but really it's for the purpose of getting free housing and food. They also might have Tyrone coming over to help with her migraines while their churchy man is at work.
With 2 kids and another on the way from another one night stand, Cassie dicided to join The Great Hoe Reformation, going to a non denominational church to find a financial stable man that's okay with a prefab family.
by SirTopahmHat June 15, 2024
Get the Great Hoe Reformationmug.