Your mom

Ugly

Jonathan: “Guess who’s ugly”

Nathen: “Who?”

Jonathan: “Your mom”

by 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💕 November 2, 2019

Your mom

A dumb rost that shit as hell fifth-graders use before they get to middle school and actually become something worth living

you are a shit if you use this rost

fuck your mom

by charliegamer March 15, 2022

Reverse Mom

A reverse mom is where you’re having sex and after cumming inside her, your penis sucks the cum back up in order to stymie the impregnation.

Hey Joe, my gf and I were discussing future family plans but we had a difference of opinion, so I reverse mom’ed her.

by Rocketfire July 23, 2023

yo mom

a fat skank

person 1: Yo mom is a fat skank
person 2: I know right

by placeholdermediaYT March 4, 2022

mom

someone who will always magically find something

kid: mom wheres my _______
mom: its right there
kid: HOW?? i've been looking at this for 30 minutes

by 696XxZzPR0G4M3RGR4NDM4ZzXx6969 August 24, 2020

your mom

just why your joke is terrible

your mom is ugly

by i defined your mom October 16, 2022

Cigarette mom

The Mother of usually a teen that always has a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. The go-to party supplier for minors, and may or may not have slept with her daughter’s ex boyfriend. Re-Living their glory days through their children in school.

Ahhhh Hannah’s mom is cool, she’s a cigarette mom.

by HelloMoto69 August 20, 2024