Fat bastard

A person who is incapable of doing any sort of activity other than shovelling copious amounts of shite down his throat as cum dribbles down his tower of chins

There’s flozzychops, I heard he’s a fat bastard

by anonymous November 30, 2021

What if we smoked the fat one

a term for being so incredibly high, you wonder what it would be like if you were higher

guy 1: Yo matt shiver me timbers!

guy 2: Holy shit, what if we smoked the fat one?!

by pill poppa show stoppa December 5, 2009

Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

Fat tailed gerbil

The only other type of gerbil that's kept as domesticated pets. They don't really look like their relatives, they look like lightly colored dwarf hamsters with a slab of hairless flat meat as a tail.

I barely recognized the fat tailed gerbil as a gerbil.

by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023

Dumb fat Ginger

A fat ginger that goes on rants about dumb stuff usually named Landon

Landon is such a dumb fat ginger he makes no sense sometimes

by Cumswallower September 18, 2021

Fat shit

The word 'Fat Shit' is a word used when someone a describing someone else's morbid obesity

Fit person "Look at you! You big jiggle belly. You fat shit"
Obese thing "aw"

by Meme-all-star 3000 March 5, 2023

Cocaine Fat

A definition of obesity which involves consumption of cocaine in massive amounts. It involves profuse sweating through layer of clothing.

My dad told me the round, sweaty comedian we just met was gonna die soon. He said he was “cocaine fat, be glad you met him.”

by The JBZ June 27, 2021