Fat Mat

A classic pre-announced, announcement.

in typical Fat Mat style, MCU let us know they would soon be announcing their planned announcement.

This here serves as notice of an announcement of an upcoming announcement.

by Citizen 204 November 30, 2021

Fat bastard

A person who is incapable of doing any sort of activity other than shovelling copious amounts of shite down his throat as cum dribbles down his tower of chins

There’s flozzychops, I heard he’s a fat bastard

by anonymous November 30, 2021

Fat girl camouflage

Cheetah print.

Don’t wear Cheetah print, it’s just fat girl camouflage.

by Dabossdude February 10, 2024

Fat girl

The most breedable thing in existence.

God, that fat girl is so hot

by V1L1AM February 12, 2024

Fat Thursday

not the last Thursday before the Christian season of Lent, but the day after Ash Wednesday and the first Friday of Lent, when you can eat meat again for a day before abstaining again the next day

Hooray! Now that Ash Wednesday is over, I'm going to hit the Chinese Buffet today while I can on Fat Thursday!

by anonymous February 15, 2024

Fat girls make guys gay

It is a fact that if a straight man links a fat chick he will become homosexual

Wow that guy ran up that fat chick and he likes dudes now, that’s crazy but makes sense. It’s a fact, fat girls make guys gay.

by Bajiggle February 16, 2024

Fat as mud

A old-timey saying that refers to when someone is so fat that you compare them to mud.

Me: “That guy is huge!”

My grandpa: “You could say that he was fat as mud.”

by billiam17 February 20, 2024