Slytherin so I can

Phrase you say when done mischieves and being confronted blaming on the fact that your in the sly Hogwarts House of Slytherin.

1: You ugly
2: Hurtful!

1: Slytherin so I can

2: Hey not cool man. Refill costs .50!
1: Slytherin so I can
*Slurps Coke*

Judge: What do you have to say in your defense?

1: Slytherin so I can

by Poopdoctor December 10, 2014

Will i see my post?

Mabye, mabye not you'll never know

Will i see my post? =probably not

by Your mom ✌️ February 2, 2022

I love you more

What couples say to each other to prove the other cannot love them more.

JV, I love you more. And now it’s in a dictionary. Love HK

by kygirlatheart August 22, 2019

I have crossed the rubicon

To pass a point of no return ; or To make a decision that can't be changed.

I have crossed the Rubicon; I will never work at walmart again.

by Sokerboi December 5, 2010

bone it like I own it

To really give it long and strong to your partner during sex.

If Denise ever breaks me off a piece of that fine ass, Im gonna bone it like I own it.

by hoobaju June 18, 2009

why am I here?

How am I supposed to know??!!! The reason your here is for laughs or just freaking bored.......Well I'm not cheering you up. MOVE ON!!!

why am I here? Well I'm tired.

by IfeelasthoughIamiceandheisfire October 4, 2020

I love you 3,000

A line in Avengers: Endgame that made people all over the world cry...

Dad: goodnight... I love you tons
Daughter: I love you 3,000

by ~I-F~ May 7, 2019