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cats

hell, when mad.
OH GOD MEH CATS ARE MAD HELLLPPP
by HEHE I STOLE HER UWUS May 30, 2019
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Cat

Can we get a cat
by Itsbritneybitch2 May 11, 2018
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Schrodinger’s Cat

An thought experiment that attempts to illustrate the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics. A cat waits at the front door, asking for it to be opened. When the door is opened, the cat remains seated in place. The cat wishes to be both outside and inside, but cannot exist as both at the same time.
Schrodinger’s Cat is a pain in the ass.
“Whoah dude, have you heard of string theory?”
“Yeah, I have a Schrödinger’s cat at home. She is always trying to apply quantum superposition.”
by Helpimlearning October 24, 2020
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Cat

A cute thing that sometimes is naughty, which is sort of a pet and likes wrecking everything .

Example:

Me:What's that cute wittle cat doing in herE?

My friend: Oh it's my pet . Its called 'Sassypants'
CATS ARE CUTE. CATTTTTTCATCATCATCATCATCATCAT
by Meowvina February 22, 2022
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Cat Collector

A piece of shit who thought she was a 10 in college when she was really more like a 6. She now fills in the void of her loneliness caused by her lack of male validation with cats.
Her loneliness is almost always a product being a bitch who would complain about a dudes height being under 6 foot. Ironically, they themselves would happen to be 5’2 180 and try to cover their gut with high waisted sweatpants and hoodies.
5’2 180lb Cat Collector: “OMG I wouldn’t go near a guy under 6 foot.”

Absolute king: “Fuck that, boys we leaving her to become a cat collector when she older.”
by DJ Gello September 13, 2021
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puff cat

Vagina; beaver; lady muffin; taco; puss.
She sure knows how to use her puff cat.
by Suzyhomemaker March 6, 2022
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Indian cat

A pervy man with whiskers growing out of every uncertain pore of his body
“Ew that Indian Cat just grabbed my gucci coochie
by meeping murtle September 28, 2019
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