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The Urban Dick

shortened way of referring to the urban dictionary website/app
he asked meif i wanted to smash, but i had to check the urban dick to find out what he meant.
by coolstorybronh April 2, 2018
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urban confessional

The act of using the Urban Dictionary as a confessional to confess things. These confessions are about various things. Many people do this in Urban Dictionary due to the ability to use a pseudonym as a username. This satisfies the feeling of the need to confess. At the same time it ensures that the confessor remains anonymous due to using the fake names as usernames (not everyone on here uses a fake name as a username, nut the large majority do).

I am on Urban Dictionary doing my own urban confessional. I, Ted Rimmel Jr, promised if Urban Dictionary printed my first definition (Oedifession) I would be entering over 100 (more like over 300) definitions of other words to confess about my Oedipus Complex, to confess about my mother being my girlfriend, to explain it, to prove it, and further support exposing it. So yes, many people on here use the urban confessional.
Sandra: "Ted Rimmel Jr is actually doing as he said. He said if Urban Dictionary posted his definition of Oedifession he would post at least 100 definitions of other words that support proving his Oedipus Complex, him being in love with his mother, and about his mother being his girlfriend. Ted is actually following through on his promise!"

Lance: "I have read some of Ted's previous definitions on Urban Dictionary. Confessing all about that on Urban Dictionary is definitely the way to go. By doing that Ted is definitely using the urban confessional. I will keep reading his definitions in the future."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
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Urban Dictionary

A website dedicated to teaching other people the definition of words. Anybody can make a definition of a ward on Urban Dictionary. Urban Dictionary can also be helpful on tests and studies.
Teacher: You can use any dictionary for your assignment.
Guy: How about Urban Dictionary?
Teacher: OK, that's good.
by dsgnryehnethrwtn4teryth March 7, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

the website your on right now

seriously why the hell did you search this up.
by haha yez April 19, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

A website where it is almost impossible to find a definition where no one is talking about sex god damit!
Me: Ay! Lets try to search up Hillary Clinton!
Result: The biggest bitch in the world who would have screwed up America
Me: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ok.....
How about intersectionality, that's pretty obvious to be something weird.
Result: To be fucked up in more ways than one.
Me: (ᴗ ͜ʖ ᴗ) *inhales*
Me again: ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

My note: if you are ever going to use this website, please, make your life better by talking an actual dictionary and READ GOD DAMIT!

This is defined as stupid like, HEY if your going to use uRbAn DiCtIoNaRy (The owners should delete this) use something else.
by hellomam June 14, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary full of random definitions that are not always accurate
I put a stupid definition that I don't even know what means in the Urban Dictionary!
by krazy_kookoo!!! November 29, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

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