twist a dick

An informal way of telling one to go fuck off.

Chris: Bro your drinking my beer.

Travis: Why don't you go twist a dick, trick ass buster.

by Pimpdaddymeg March 7, 2015

knub dick

when a guy has a dick the size of your thumb but an ego bigger than himself...place your thumb between two fingers and that's what it is.

That loser David has a knub dick. Tiny and useless.

by poshspice1988 June 23, 2017

celestial dick

A dick of the heavens, godly dick, superior to unicorn dick, a dick of not this world!

Girl, this guy was the best I ever had, he had celestial dick!

by Thecdone February 26, 2019

Dick Moshpit

When twenty men try to use a single urinal at one time

At a party last week, Nigel's toilet turned into a dick moshpit.

by fist.of.buddha February 8, 2020

Dick booger

A mass of unidentified material, on or around the penis.

I woke up this morning, after a hard night partying, with the biggest dick booger I'd ever seen.

by Blackbilly1965 February 3, 2019

Dick Shart

A complication of a colovesicular fistula or CVF where an abnormal connection occurs between the bowel and bladder allowing bowel contents to enter the bladder and come out the dick. It is a complication of diverticulitis or Crohns disease

Harry was doing his famous Dick the Dragon routine by lighting a dick fart when the performance came to an abrupt end with the appearance of an unexpected Dick Shart

by greg9255 November 24, 2020

Dick dancer

A woman who goes, or dances, from dick to dick with no concern for future consequence.

The mother from Mama Mia was a dick dancer! THREE men could be her daughter's father!

by xshinysparklex April 26, 2020