New Canaan

new canaan is a place that when you live there you realize that...

In order to be popular you need to be attractive, wealthy and athletic.

Birkenstocks are mainly used by teenagers.

Half the people who live there aren’t who they really are.

You see at least 10 jeeps in 24 hours.

Definition of the girls in one word is visco.

Sports are taken wayyyy too seriously.

School is a lot harder than you think.

Lacrosse is overrated.

Golf is often played, not only by older people but young teenage kids as well.

Many of the people there flex to gain popularity.
person one: “where are you moving to?”
person two: “new canaan!”
person one: “oh i heard they drink tea and play golf on the weekends!”
by ka 11 June 27, 2019
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new banger

Something that is new and it rocks
Wow that cake is a new banger!
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the state of new york

The State of New York is a state in The United States of America, on the east coast not the west. North of Pennsylvania and south of Ontario, Canada.
Guy 1: Hey you wanna go to the state of New York?
Guy 2: Yeah sure
by mr man the science man April 23, 2023
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Red New York

A extremely rare phenomenon where the state of New York votes Republican in a presidential election. Since the time of the Great Depression (1933), New York has voted for a Republican president only 6 times. Of those 6 times, majority of those elections had a Republican Presidential winner by a landslide victory. The last time New York voted Republican, was when Reagan won a land slide victory in 1984.
Person 1: Will red New York happen in 2024?

Person 2: You mean if in 2024 the Republican Party can make a Reagan style landslide victory? Probably not.
by MST3K I like November 29, 2020
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Duchess of New York

She is known for being the duchess of new york
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GameStop New

When an item is clearly used but is being sold as "New" because it was taped shut after being opened.
1: I got a new copy of Smash Bros.

2: It's not wrapped though.

1: Yeah it's GameStop New

2: Ah, yes.
by BudDude February 16, 2022
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what are you brand new?

1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.

2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.
Friend : * Walks into Bar and knocks over a beverage tray*

Him: “Dude, What are you Brand New?”
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