Beater monkey

Me: Yo did you see how bad graham looked
Cool guy: He looked beater monkey as fuck
by Beatermonkey6969 August 07, 2021
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skutchelo monkey

Similar to an Eeran. Except an Eeran has larger eyes. And they are set further back in its head.
Oh my gosh! Is that an Eeran!? No. It's a Skutchelo monkey. Which is sometimes confused for an Eeran, but with squinty eyes that bulge out forward.
by killervoltz March 21, 2018
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Monkey's Ass

A statement of displeasure or a neutral affirmation.
Mike: Its going to snow today
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass to that!

*phone rings
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass
by Gius? November 04, 2024
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Gut Monkey

A human fetus in the womb as seen from outside. The large swollen area of a woman who is far into a pregnancy. Especially a very large and pronounced belly shape. A humorous tone slightly related to the parasitic nature of a fetus upon it's mother.
It was quite apparent from the size of her huge gut monkey that she was easily 8 or 9 months into her pregnancy.
by thechurchfodave September 20, 2011
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Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 11, 2023
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Lean Monkey

Only Lean
Lean Monkey; "MORE LEAN BIATCH"
by Shamblet68419 May 13, 2022
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Monkey-brain

A reference to Neanderthals or homo sapiens, the mindset of not being able to comprehend factual information or not understanding an entire complete message.
Do you not understand that what I'm trying to say? what do you got a monkey-brain ?
by Dayg0Playz July 25, 2023
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