Monkey

What you call your teammates in League of Legends when they ARAM it midlane and coin flip the game.

My team is a bunch of random monkeys in the jungle with no brain!

by yiuieieuejs April 5, 2020

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Monkey

SuperEvilAzmil is a Monkey

This Monkey is really stupid.

by not me LOL April 9, 2020

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Monkey ass

ass so fat it makes peoole go bananas

MIA GOT MONKEY ASS!!!!

by Mia_zay_qua April 10, 2020

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Humping Monkey

Lesbians who actually scissor

I don’t watch humping monkey porn it’s all fake

by Numpty April 12, 2020

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Hang a monkey

To ‘hang a monkey’ is the go smoke some joints or hit a bong with your mates

Noel: Oi jai come hang a monkey with me down at the park
Jai: hell yeah, im down

by Claret103747 April 20, 2020

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An individual that is extremely erratic and chaotic due to extreme use of methamphetamines it is so far gone that they don't know the difference between reality and fantasy by definition an individual who is solace and is sole purpose is it in goal in their life is to acquire methamphetamines to get high

John is definitely a meth monkey control himself look at how he acts can't even control himself doesn't know he's even acting weird.

by Lady goddess k February 9, 2020

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