by MrsBMW July 16, 2018

An old fart means a very old man or woman. It’s describing an old person in a more insulting but oddly funny and light-hearted way.
by Follower Of Jesus March 28, 2023

by fartinshit May 13, 2022

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.
Respect.
Respect.
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018

when take a massive fart and then u say the system is rigged..
yea that doesn't make sense , i was just trying to make a gud def
anyway take a massive trump fart bye.
yea that doesn't make sense , i was just trying to make a gud def
anyway take a massive trump fart bye.
ass manager: one of the Karen took a massive trump fart, it smelled,and she blamed it on one of the employees and decided to call the manager..
grandmother:oh Hun, its alright come eat some Italian meatballs.
grandmother:oh Hun, its alright come eat some Italian meatballs.
by Random-girl-who-cant-think November 29, 2020

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart
the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.
i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.
she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.
the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.
i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.
she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.
by elgatoloco January 29, 2014

by Fart dookie poop litty bums September 12, 2019
