when your cousin buford says somethin' REAL dumb and you turn to him tell 'im, "buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."
by rammymolnar May 14, 2020
Get the dumber than a bag of hammers mug.when a new hire fails to identify fictitious financial terminology used around the office thereby making him/her look completely ridiculous. One byproduct of this failure to identify sarcasm may be the result of occupying a tiny unit under the pants.
"You see that tripple bagging market closer in the DOW yesterday?"
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"That tripple bagger close had more balls than the f*cking Celtics locker room"
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"That tripple bagger close had more balls than the f*cking Celtics locker room"
by Shankster69 September 17, 2012
Get the tripple bagging market closer mug.One theory to explain the occurrence of a hole in the crotch of a mans jeans. Over time the material is eroded by the constant friction of the swinging ball bag.
Person 1: 'Dude, your nuts are hanging out of that hole in your jeans'.....
Person 2: 'Yeah sorry man, ball bag friction theory'
Person 2: 'Yeah sorry man, ball bag friction theory'
by Yippikiai June 9, 2013
Get the Ball bag friction theory mug.Some as whole you moved in with or let him/her move in with you. S/He also eats all your fucking food and drinks everything before you even think about getting a drink. S/He also doesn't buy any of food/drinks him/her ate or drank. Also s/He has a male cat that isn't spayed so he pisses everywhere so he blanes your potty trained dog and they don't clean it so your stuck cleaning his cats shit. S/He also may not do dishes, vacuum, or let the trash pile up till it's a mini trash skyscraper. They also make you over pay and when you say something about any of the above problems they say " Well I don't have the money" Even though he works too.
"JP ate all my delicious bacon and left all the dishes to clean. Also his punk ass cat pissed on the couch again. He's such a douche-bag room mate."
by Ragerilla September 2, 2013
Get the douche-bag room mate mug.An obese female, who despite her weight and unattractiveness, acquires large amounts of dick through trickery and illusion.
Thad: I don't understand how so many guys have had sex with Mandy... I mean look at her!
Tom: I know man...She's a slutty bean bag chair.
Tom: I know man...She's a slutty bean bag chair.
by Father Longcauk May 3, 2014
Get the Slutty Bean Bag Chair mug.Gayer than your average bear! very very gay! so gay you could stand a flag pole in there anus and pack the sides with mounds of pubic hair for a more compact feel.
Scotts outerwear is a pink fish-net vest, bright coloured ass-less drainpipes and sporting glittery fairy wings along with his boyfriends dancing to YMCA and rubbing oil into there exposed nipples. therefore he would be and this would be 'gayer than a bag of dicks'
by zakoh October 26, 2007
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