paper fucked

fucked over by paper

when i saw there was no more toilet paper i knew i was paper fucked

by joboxer March 29, 2009

fuck jam

lube such as KY jelly or similar. Like jam on bread, a little fuck jam can make the humping a bit more fun and interesting.

Honey, could you pass the bottle of fuck jam.

Oh, we're all out of KY jelly, looks like we'll have to swing by Harry's House of porn on the way home and pick up some fuck jam.

by Big Jim Powell February 17, 2009

coyote fuck

(context- it is well known when a coyote gets caught in a trap, it will gnaw its arm off to free itself).

When somebody wakes up and gnaws off their arm or hand to escape a one night stand who was viciously ugly.

My friend Don always carries gauze and tape with him in case he meets a coyote fuck- (adj.)

by jz83 August 24, 2008

Sneaky Fuck

A male gorilla, who waits for the other male gorillas to leave the area, before he goes in to mate with the female gorillas.

George is such a sneaky fuck!

by famous182 December 20, 2008

asshole fuck

When someone is fucked into their asshole

Joanna got asshole fucked by a big dick yesterday

by god March 7, 2013

Fuck Me

This means someone wants to have sex with you but having sex hard. You put that Cock into that Pussy and it will feel good and no I don’t watch porn or masturbate

Fuck me in the ass please I want that juicy one

by WildPUSSYCat October 3, 2019

fucking idiot

A fucking idiot defines the worst kind of person; a person you wouldn't mind running over with a 400 tonne tank while their kids watch the blood and guts fly everywhere in a beautiful explosion. A fucking idiot, resembles someone with Trisomy 21, but with lessend side affects. I mean, they could be retarted, but they're not. There's a reason they call it "fucking idiot" rather than just "idiot". This is because this particular person with an IQ that makes their age probably has that extra twinkle of idiocy. Every word they speak has a tinge of "kick me down the fucking stairs." These fucking idiots make you want to pull your hair out because you rather bleed, and suffer in excruiating pain, if only to experience the sweet release of death, because it is the only way to get away from "fucking idiots". Now don't get the phrase fucking idiot confused. If fucking is used as a verb, this may mean something very different. You may be thinking of someone called an "idiot fucker".

"Hey" said Paul to Stacey, "look at that Jake Paul-er dabbing over there. He's being a fucking idiot!"

by Ah D poo October 9, 2017