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One time

Cops. Police. Benny Blanco. Pigs. Fuzz. Twelve. Task. Rollers. Knockos/Narcos. Jake. Grass.

I was always told it came from the fact that it only takes one time for the cops to pull you over and f*** your life up with a case; however, popular opinion claims that it comes from the fact that glancing at cops one time can get you blurred.
"In my ash tray is always a roach /
Hit that left lane incase one time approach../" - Brotha Lynch Hung - Refuze 2 Lose
by g-wiz-916 April 19, 2021
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Procrastination Time

A group chat consisting of 9 beautiful, weird, funny ladies and 1 sexy cool gay mathafucka that reaaaaaaaaally loves to procrastinate.This group chat is a chat made in heavens and there will not be a group chat better than this!!!! There is a lound one that will never stop singing no mater what (goes on everybodys nerves), one that never gets jokes and forgives every fuckin thing and is cute, one that reaaaaally loves hugs (cute too), one that is too funny to exist, one that is a master at baking cakes and is an angel sent from above, one that reaaaally loves pasta and anime, one that LITERALLY laughs hihihiiii, one that is the coolest gay person ever, one that reaaaaaally loves to exercise toooooo much and the last one who is the most dramatic human living on this planet. If the group chat doesn't have these people with the same exact descripcion then it may never be called Procrastination Time!
ATM= OMGGGGGG the test is tomorrow and i haven't even started practising!!! fml i procrastinate too much.
CVK= Same gurl...
CG= U need a hug?
AMD= It's going to be fine everyone don't worry. :)
NVB= We had so much time to practise tho....ur own fault.... juuuust saying
MAP= HUH which test?!?!

EA= It was a joke...
AM= ahahahah did i give u a heart attack?
MAP= .....
VDS= What about the science test tomorrow?
MAP= What?!!?
VDS= Juuuuuuust kidding ahahah
MAP=.............
HC= CAN U GUYS STOP SPAMING THE GROUPCHAT?!?!?!
NVB= *NVB left the groupchat*
AM= *Added NVB to the groupchat*
NVB= ....
AB= aaaaah Procrastination guys Procrastination , u can never escape it

AM= mehehehe Procrastination Time<3
by Procrastination master<3 December 29, 2017
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bro bustin time

When dad realizes his teen sons are horny all the time and jerk off alot like he did as a boy, he gets them a hooker and rents a motel room. Dad can then watch his sons fuck and get sucked off by the girl or join in with his boys and blow some massive loads of sperm.
Boy #1: Dude, dad got us a hooker again for your birthday this time! Boy #2: Sweet! It's bro bustin time! Dude I got a compliment from the girl last time how good my sperm load tastes. LOL
by Watchinfool December 14, 2023
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Knaack of Time

"Knack of time" (American English expression): When you wake up after noon hungover and dehydrated but still manage to annoy tf out of your friends and make it to a recreational activity several hours late.
Although she awoke with a raspy shriek of a voice still grasping a Tomahawk Steak bone from the night before, she managed pack a light bag of essentials and arrived to the river just in the Knaack of Time for a totally tubular rafting adventure!
by orchidromance February 21, 2024
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mom is it time for cake?

A thing that people named Jason say that makes people around them lose brain cells.
Jason said, mom is it time for cake? And Hannah smacked him
by Laganja October 14, 2023
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zach time

the period of time between a plantation owner leaving the plantation and coming back.
Slave: ayo Pierre, Massa's not here, you wanna come out here?
Pierre: AYYYYYYYYE, it's Zach Time!
by thatgnigga April 30, 2021
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