your mom

the ultimate comeback. you can be absolutely destroying a guy in an argument but they can just say “your mom” and end your entire career.

Guy 1: Bro, why is yo forehead so big?

Guy 2: Your mom

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

Your mom

HOT!

Your mom smashed me last night. Did she tell you I taste good

by The cool mom February 28, 2023

morning mom

One of those moms that wakes up all happy ready to start there day making breakfast for there kids n driving them to school

That mom right there ,she's a morning mom.

by Mia.villeee January 17, 2017

Mom Van

A van used be Karen/Soccer moms that often smell like someone died in there.

Person A: “hey wanna come over? I can pick you up”

Person B: “Hell no dude! Your mom van smells like someone died in there”

by CarloVillasana_ July 9, 2020

obeese mom

a mom that is crazy FAT

you have an obeese mom

by kidsareweird February 3, 2022

UR MOM

if somebody said this they talking about ur mom

jake:ur mom is fat
jaquan:"bitch slaps jake to space" dont talk bout my mom

by imcuteasf November 16, 2022

Kyler’s Mom’s Car

Kyler’s Mom’s Car -
The car that got absolutely fucked by a Boston Marathon Bomber Doppelgänger

Kyler’s Mom’s Car in stats

Kyler: Oh no the website crashed
Ben: Yea like you driving your mom’s car

by Ooby Bob September 28, 2023