Scottish tea party

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.

by Dr. G. March 25, 2019

2 clown party

A one-upper. The annoying prick who has to one-up every story you have to make himself sound like a bigger deal.

Me: “We had a clown at my sons birthday party. It was so awesome!”
Annoying prick: “Oh yeah, well we had 2 clowns

at my sons party...”
Me: “Way to be a 2 clown party prick”
Other example

Me: “Man, I hit that jump on my dirt bike and hit 15 feet”
Annoying prick: “that’s nothing, I hit 25 feet on the same jump...”
Me: “thanks for being a 2 clown party”

by Serluke April 25, 2019

Trapical House Party

The most lit party ever where all the music, clothing, people and environment represent an unexpected collision of hip hop/trap culture with tropical island aesthetic.

I woke up the morning after the Trapical House Party with an empty bottle of Henny, one timberland boots, a flip flop, and a live flamingo in my bed!

by therealraggi August 25, 2019

Daylight Savings Time Party

Cheska’s invention.

A Daylight Savings Time party is similar to a New Years party, but on daylight savings.

by RebYizTheShiz September 23, 2019

King’s party

9. april is king’s day so party like crazy

King’s party is the best

by Motherfuckerx69x October 16, 2019

Carolina tea party

Is when one girl lays on her back and 20 guys form a line and take turns dropping their balls in her mouth

Hey susie, would you like to come over for a Carolina tea party?

by Riot strike November 13, 2019

Abstract Writing Party

An informally constituted social gathering for over-educated individuals academically channeling their 'party-animal' impulse through composition of a précis of their formal scientific endeavors.

We're having an abstract writing party tomorrow night at xyz's house.

by Veisalgia November 21, 2019