Monkey

Known across the wide vast plain we call 2012 YouTube, these little bastards will throw shit at you’re gram gram til someone finally decides to film it.

You: Yo Jim did you see that video of that monkey eating his own shit?

Jim: Wait are you just listing things you saw on YouTube years ago just to see if people would like it on the damn Urban Dictionary?

by ThatOneGuy07 March 21, 2020

monkey

monki

Man your such a monkey!

by trollingquest December 08, 2020

monkey

person of colour

that african american is a monkey

by witchie titty October 18, 2022

Monkey

BLACK ASS NIGGERS WHO DESERVE NOTHING BUT TO BE RAPED BY THE WHITE MAN AKA THE SUPERIOR RACE IF I SEE A NIGGER IM RAPING THEM

Person 1:”You fucking monkey.”
Person 2:”Sorry Massah”
Person 1 rapes person 2

by Vhflj October 23, 2023

Monkey

A cigarette. Derived from monkey fuck.

heyo man wanna hit this monkey

by Not Your Pseudonym August 17, 2022

monkey

an app that people use to face time with strangers and have phone sex.

You goin' to see your girl tonight. Naw son imma just see who on monkey

by his other side bitch March 26, 2018

Monkey

You...

random person 1: Hi giraffe
random person 2: Hi monkey

by monkey man standing on fan March 31, 2023