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insufferable new mom

When someone has a new kid, pet, etc. and won't shut up about them. Bonus points when it's their first time having a kid/pet/etc. (referred to as 'pet' from now on for clarity)

They tend to highlight every little thing the pet does as amazing/cute/adorable/etc...

Asks you if you also think that it's awesome that it dod something constantly and seems to forget that they asked you the same question mere moments ago.
Also can't sit for 5 minutes without noticing something the pet did or how it's doing.

They'll point out something about the pet and how it's special and that very few other pets have this awesome and desirable trait.

If it wears off in a month, they were probably under the influence of insufferable new mom syndrome.
A: Look at Mr. Whiskers! Isn't he so adorable? (repeat x100)

B: Dude, you're being an insufferable new mom.

A: But look! Isn't he just the cutest!?
by spmtn March 12, 2022
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New York City subway

The largest subway system in the United States that is full of rats, homeless, dirt, graffiti, riders, trains, trash, and delays.
I ride the New York City subway to my work every day.
by Awesome Aasim April 20, 2022
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New Farm Mum

A New Farm Mum, or as the south side of Brisbane calls them, a Bulimba Mum, is a mother who naturally marries a young man, bound to be successful. These mother's drive range rovers, give their children posh names and send them to either All Hallow’s School or St. Joseph’s College, Gregory Terrace. The name "New Farm” comes from the north side suburb of New Farm, in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. The suburb is believed to be the wealthiest in the north side, and hence, is associated with these wealthy mothers. Although these mothers are thought to be privileged, the public perception on them is slowly changing to one of respect. Many believe these mothers are solely responsible for creating and raising the elite and aristocracy of Australia, and therefore, are responsible for creating the bright future Australia is bound to have. A New Farm Mum is an insult and a compliment at the same time.
She is such a New Farm Mum.

Oh, nah yeah, my mum is a total New Farm Mum.

What’s my chosen career path? Well obviously a New Farm Mum.
by That Scoalable Guy November 28, 2018
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New Celine

Codeine cough syrup, althought more often used in connotation to reference it's diluted knockoffs, such as red, wok, purple, sizzurp, actavis, and many more
Long Live Drakeo, he went to jail for our people, and quit that new celine real quick
by WestCoast Ikon August 9, 2023
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New Oilyans

The newest concept in New Orleans culture. Thanks to the oil spill courtesy of British Petroleum and the always on top of it blubberment.
Bush had Katrina, Barry (Obama) has got an oily sheen on his face. Not to mention the Army Corps(e) of Engineers and their ever continuing lowest bidder blunders.

We thank the gods for the Coast Guard, they understand and yet they are caught between a rock and a hard place.

New Oilyans is no place to be a federal official of any type!!
Again.
by OddGirl July 8, 2010
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new york's best

New York city's emergency medical services. Similar to nypd being new York's finest.
There goes new York's best on the ambulance.
by paramedic Nick October 23, 2013
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