Cat Polio

The inability to do something because you have a cat on your lap.

“Can you grab me a beer? I can’t get up, I have cat polio”

by Rolandofgilead September 2, 2025

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Cat bath

The act of going down on a girl who hasn't showered, effectively cleaning her with your tongue.

"Tracy and I hooked up but that thing stank,"
"Did you eat her out?"
"Yeah, I gave that bitch a cat bath. She's clean now!"

by JayAllousir December 13, 2025

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Cat Boogers

When the beat drops right as one performs an interesting action, causing forceful ejaculation, like that of a cat sneezing.

Cat Boogers: Yo, my boy Jack lost his shit when he bottle flipped right on that tasty beat drop. He just cat boogered... everywhere

by Straight Outta Compton January 23, 2021

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The alternative definition to "cats ass" as indicating something quintessentially cool. In this definition, cats ass is used to denote a small circular bald spot on the back of a mans head that is surrounded by dense hair and thus resembles a felines anus. The term can also be used to indicate any small circular void of something that was previously present and now missing, as long as it resembles it's namesake - a kitties butthole (e.g., a small round patch of dead grass in an otherwise healthy lawn). But let's be honest , its best used to harass your balding friends.

Johnny: Dude, did you see that tiny bald spot on the back of Jesses head?
Muldoon: I know dude! He's only 19 years old and already has a cats ass. Time to call Bosely.

by GGAllin25 September 4, 2017

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