mom

A good pearson oofffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

mom i love you

by ToeTally-sparta April 13, 2020

Mom

Crazy person so singularly driven to not bend or break her moral compass as to spend months isolated physically while entombed in an electronic prison. Mom’s do crazy shit when there’s a bully on the playground. Didn’t abandon anyone. Never stopped fighting. Had no means of communication and no friends to call. It’s all good though. Moms are cool.

“Mom is one psycho-ass bitch about getting to the bottom of this barrel full of shit.”

by Pussinbootsalaska May 03, 2020

Mom

Some dumbass who pushed you out of her vigina and gives you trauma also buys you stuff .

Sorry I have to stay home mom Said I cannot leave.

by Ayyyo it’s cupid January 12, 2022

Mom

My Other Man

When you main man not acting right or he is broke or maybe you just plain out pimpin

EXAMPLE 1
him: hey where you at you location is off…??

you : Oh hey, i’m with my mom at the mall

him: oh okay be safe ily .

EXAMPLE 2
you: bae can you buy me this set from skims it’s 168.98 plus shipping?

him: nah i don’t got it, i don’t even got a job bae how you expect me to pay that??

you: ugh… that’s fine my mom said he’ll get it for me

him: “he’ll” ???

you: oh hehehe *she’ll

by aliyahafoninstaho June 14, 2023

Mom

Mom is like a person that is in your life and helps you live and be healthy.Mom helps you live and drink eat and stuff like homework!

Hey mom can you help me with homework?

by KaylieNguyn5 August 13, 2021

Mom

The person who does not know that I'm in deep trouble, have no future, even as a pornstar
But watches chinese dramas on a daily basis, telling me i would be able to get a job once I graduate
but clueless about how society works under affluence and influence

Karen: Don't listen to Mom

by publicownedhome March 18, 2021

Mom

She like pp

Mom is not gay

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