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Dick Hello

The “Dick Hello” is a common term for a dirty snap, photo and or text that the first thing you see at the beginning of a conversation is a dick. Usually these snaps are horrible, unsolicited and from chaos men on Tinder. The term was created by @withrobinj
“Look, this guy sent me a dick hello... want to see it?”
by thedickqueen January 11, 2021
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dick scoliosis

When a guys dick curves.
“Hey man, is your dick scoliosis to the right or left?”
by Inventor of dick scoliosis February 22, 2020
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dick idiot

One who typically speaks in an arrogant manner, predominantly towards shwacks, but is ignorant towards his or her incompetence and narcissistic tendencies.

The term was coined by philosopher Dan Taylor, and has been agreed the term arose during the early 21st century by several academic communities.
I just got a 14 on you, ya fucking dick idiot.

I said I wanted the orange flavor of Cariboo, ya fucking dick idiot.

Whose the fuck is the dick idiot who shwacked up this box-box?

If I wanted a dick idiots opinion about the piece, I would've asked you.

Fuck, let me piss out my cock and have a dart first, ya dick idiot.

Ya dick idiot.
by HiBaller69 December 4, 2013
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Cannibal Dick

Condition given to a member of the opposite sex who shot you down harshly when you attempted to start a conversation.

As in they would rather eat their own kind as opposed to talking to you.
(Guy 1) Wow that girl is a ten I'm going to go talk to her.

(comes back to friend)

(Guy 2) What happened?

(Guy 1) Man she rolled her eyes when i asked her what her name was.

(Guy 2) Dude don't worry about it bitch on that "cannibal dick"
by Jblaze123 September 8, 2012
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Dick Figures

An Epic Internet Flash Cartoon Masterpiece!

About 2 Stick Figures. The Blue one is the straight man and the Red one is the oddball who likes to fart, drink, and party all the time. The first episode was hilarious. And that's what made 6 Year Old me check this show out.

The episodes are hilariously random, which makes it perfect for a web cartoon. One episode even had a reference to Rage Comics.
Person 1: Do you remember Dick Figures?

Person 2: Oh hell yeah! That shit was the peak of internet cartoons.
by Maya Butreeks April 28, 2021
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twist a dick

An informal way of telling one to go fuck off.
Chris: Bro your drinking my beer.

Travis: Why don't you go twist a dick, trick ass buster.
by Pimpdaddymeg March 7, 2015
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brillo dicking

The act of stroking a cock by enclosing it between your chin and neck while having a beard.
It's a fetish amongst some bearded men to enjoy Brillo dicking.
by lameracist April 8, 2017
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