Cats are electronics that pose as pets so the government can spy on little girls eating macaroni and cheese. they are programmed to make noise at you indicating they need batteries but instead, we have grown to be smarter and just share the mac n cheese. thus far cats can hurt us. be wary at night when they try to murder you with their claws. the government is trying to downsize the population with this plan to make america a utopia and cat paradise.
by HimikoHimeno on tiktok. October 14, 2021
Get the Catsmug. IT is a Phat thing that eats at the rate of one kibble per millisecond and gets as large as a semi-truck and when you go to stroke it it jumps on you with semi truck weight.
by Weird_Shit_Master November 2, 2022
Get the Catmug. by anonymous February 19, 2021
Get the catmug. by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023
Get the cat bakingmug. by Doff B October 2, 2021
Get the Cat poopmug. 
A Cat tail is a lollipop and / or a pacifier.
Origin: The "Cat Tail Lollipop" was a very sacred thing in aincient Egypt. The Slaves would all suck on a cats tail hoping it would bring good luck and good fortune to their lives. The term "Cat Tail Pacifier" is from where these slaves would find a cat and make their son or daughter when born suck on the cats tail instead of a pacifier, hoping it would lead to them having a life outside if the cruel world.
Other Uses: The Cats tail can also be used as fan when there are flies about or you are just too hot.
Origin: The "Cat Tail Lollipop" was a very sacred thing in aincient Egypt. The Slaves would all suck on a cats tail hoping it would bring good luck and good fortune to their lives. The term "Cat Tail Pacifier" is from where these slaves would find a cat and make their son or daughter when born suck on the cats tail instead of a pacifier, hoping it would lead to them having a life outside if the cruel world.
Other Uses: The Cats tail can also be used as fan when there are flies about or you are just too hot.
by ProffFartuart May 10, 2020
Get the Cat Tailmug.