The cat curled it’s tail around my wrist. I stopped typing and reached out a hand to pet her. She meowed and I rubbed her ears. Before I could touch her again however, she hissed and scratched my hand. Now sporting a bloody cut, I grabbed the cat by the scruff and hauled her to the basement steps. I gave her a nudge with my foot and she ran down the steps.
Later-
After bandaging my hand, I sat at my computer and typed some stuff. The cat came upstairs and started wailing in my ear. I went downstairs and saw she had no food. So, I reached for her bowl when all of a sudden, the crazy cat scratched me! Soon after, the cat tried to kill me so I gave her to my annoying sister. My sister always showed up at family gatherings from then on sporting multiple cuts.
Later-
After bandaging my hand, I sat at my computer and typed some stuff. The cat came upstairs and started wailing in my ear. I went downstairs and saw she had no food. So, I reached for her bowl when all of a sudden, the crazy cat scratched me! Soon after, the cat tried to kill me so I gave her to my annoying sister. My sister always showed up at family gatherings from then on sporting multiple cuts.
by HotBabeLove May 30, 2019
Get the Catmug. People with low morales who bang pornstars while their wife is pregnant and also molests women in public.
“You molest women and public and have sex with a porn start while your wife is pregnant with your child, he’s got the morales of an alley cat” - Joe Biden, 2024 1st Presidential Debate
by Saidinthefuture June 27, 2024
Get the morales of an alley catmug. Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons
Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons
by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025
Get the Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasonsmug. by Annnnnnnnndreeeeeeee May 10, 2018
Get the cat swordmug. An individual who is very similar to a cat (resembles a cat, always lands on their feet, very hygienic, etc.) Who also coincidentally either lives by or spends the majority of their time at the beach.
by obeywalrus December 19, 2010
Get the Beach Catmug. by Gorgick Genie July 17, 2022
Get the Cute kitty catmug. A Superior Species, capital letters, that choose to live with you and take over your house. Cutest little fluffballs ever that hate your guts unless you give them food, and turn into Satan when offended. Will kill you. Beware. Will lure you to your death with infinite cuteness. We love them anyways.
My cat is the cutest thing in the world, and it just grew claws and ate my house cuz I touched it’s tail!
by LynxOfSilverLake March 10, 2024
Get the Catmug.