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Ur Mom

An Offensive way to call out someone's Mother.
(earthquake happens) ̑
Someone: OMG DID YOUR MOM WALK IN THE ROOM
by finecoolguy100 October 11, 2020
mugGet the Ur Mommug.

Mom Jokes

Jokes that are Only funny to your mother
by 459395 March 5, 2022
mugGet the Mom Jokesmug.

Your Mom

This very phrase is every middle school teacher's nightmare. Only desperate to be popular use this in their vocabulary.
Teacher- What is 9x12?
Middle schooler- YOUR MOM... hahaha
by pudding-yummy June 11, 2023
mugGet the Your Mommug.

Orgy mom

(Noun): a person who arranges sex parties and throughout the event proceeds to act the mother, passing out lube, poppers, and ensuring towels are readily available.
"Mid-thrust, the sheets began to get wet. The designated orgy mom swept in, placing towels under the participants without anyone having to ask."
by mrsmithgoes September 23, 2017
mugGet the Orgy mommug.

ur mom

whats 2÷7.43?

ur mom
by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021
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Peter’s Mom

Used to be an icebreaker at Hoffman Estates High School. Usually used to make fun of a diss track wizard
“Hey guess what? Peter’s Mom died.”

Its not funny because she dead. Its funny because it’s Peter’s Mom.”
by Genotype20 September 25, 2017
mugGet the Peter’s Mommug.

Mom

Something I’ve always longed for yet could never have because she isn’t a mom. She’s simply the one who put me on this planet and drives me to insanity, I’ve cried over and over because of her. But it’s my fault because I failed as a child. Thank you to all the nice moms out there who love their child/children no matter what, just remember it’s best not to drive them to a breaking point.</3
Anon:How’s your mom?
My mom?

Anon:Yea
I dont know… she doesn’t come around often..
by N0B0DY_S0M3B0DY May 14, 2023
mugGet the Mommug.

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