Hack-Ass

A term for any ad hoc solution to a problem.

Duct taping the muffler to your car was a hack-ass job.

Your script is hack-ass.

by Hackass August 4, 2009

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ass gobbler

one who loves to eat ass, with no objection...

Let me eat that ass...im an ass gobbler.

by lightnluvly0414 March 19, 2010

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A talentless boob that stumbles into good fortune, unwarranted praise and kudos from top organizational men despite their complex idiotry and meritless grounds of employment. A large number of middle and upper management falls into this designation.

Everyone you hate "Billy the new guy in the cubicle across from me was invited to lunch by Mr. koknballs to celebrate his newly bestowed title of Ass clown"

by kozmikblue June 15, 2010

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Swamp Ass

"Donkey" from Shrek.

"Donkey" was a swamp ass in the first Shrek movie

by hallnut914 September 2, 2010

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ass manage

A person or behavior that brings the concept of micro manage to its logical culmination, that is, one who subjects complete and total anal domination over someone's ass or a collective group of asses.

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What a pimp does.

THOMAS: "My retardistic boss said that not only did I forget to properly format my TPS report, but I also used the stapler incorrectly in attaching it to the memo and should begin using Rogaine to 'offset the onset of premature balding'."
RICHARD: "Wow. It sounds like you're getting ass managed."
HARRISON: "Yes, this guy is definitely an ass manager."

I have to ass manage these hoes on 21st and Lewis.

by Danfield August 15, 2006

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