Falling Brown

A reference to the material of defecation while in flight due to gravity’s pull(i.e a turd or turds descending through the air). Often this is into toilets, occasionally it’s onto the ground or other surfaces. Very rarely this refers to projectile defecation on its return stage.

Generally used in reference to the action of making the brown fall(i.e. taking a dump)

I was looking at funny cat memes and texting my friends while falling brown.

by Ye Olde Slammer October 8, 2025

Down in the brown

When your cell phone accidentally falls into the toilet.

I finished my morning sit down, got up and heard the splash of my cellphone going down in the brown.

by Mo Budak August 13, 2016

Lil Dan Brown

Hes got the club going up, on a Tuesday

Lil Dan Brown gets poon

by Ye mah May 18, 2020

charlie browned

shitting yourself

@camelul oh no, I just charlie browned in my pants -

by binarypower July 24, 2024

Little Brown Riding Hood

Taking a shit in a ladies hooded gown then tying the hood to her head via the pull cords and feltching her face until climax

"I'm about to get me a little brown riding hood"

by T0mmyKn1fe August 19, 2016

Harsh Brown

An insult made up by a potential orphan with no purpose in life.

“Shut up!”
“Harsh Brown!”

by ZRXVC June 21, 2023

Brown Collar

A person who works in DEI, race and LGBTQ politics. Primarily public employee bureaucrats in education and local/state/federal governments. Parasites and bottom feeders.

Brown collar jobs have become so prevalent that other university departments have had budgets reduced to the point that they can't staff enough actual teachers.

by anyotherduck February 10, 2024