Shit tub

made up in my auto tech shop by tim to mean me. a tub of shit. tim is a douche bag.

"hey shit tub" (I look) "tim u douche"

by Bubba December 25, 2004

shit shuffle

when you're listening to your iPod/mp3 player on shuffle..and you keep having to skip the majority of songs

'I'm having such a shit shuffle!'

by outofthewoods90 January 11, 2009

shit pull

When a friend or stranger is sitting down taking a shit in a public bathroom stall, you enter the bathroom and grab the persons legs from under the door and pull them out when they are in the middle of the shit, causing them to get piss and shit all over themselves

Guy 1: hey man, why do you have shit all over your pants

Guy 2: i was in the bathroom and somebody got me with a shit pull

Guy 1: oh yeah, that was me, lol

by SkytopAllDay April 25, 2010

shit paste

noun. the runny, gooey, thick cream that one excretes having eaten foods upsetting to one's stomach. Such foods can include Indian, Nepalese or Mexican. Upon release of shit paste, one feels enormous relief but if done in public toilet, those in adjacent cubicles muffle a snicker as one's paste is accompanied by an egregious passing of wind (see good push).

woman: oh my lord what's that smell!?
man: sorry, love, the shit paste clung to the bowl. it didn't flush right...
woman: then what's it doing on the actual seat as well!?
man: shit happens

by bloblet October 14, 2008

watermelon shit

A type of shit that feels as if you're passing a boulder. It takes a minimum of a half hour for it to come out, and it usually requires you to stretch out your asshole like Goatse and/or shake it out.

Person 1: Dude, you've been in the bathroom for an hour now.
Person 2: I'm taking a watermelon shit; that White Castle didn't agree with me.

by XileLord March 12, 2011

bird shit

When you follow someone on Twitter - just to be nice and give them a follower or two - and then they incessantly tweet at you about nothing, about shit you really don't give a damn about.

And you get bird shit on about 10 times in a row.

Incoming Bird Shit - I'm going to the #Food Lion - what should I buy?

Incoming Bird Shit - Should I wear the #white t shirt or the #yellow?

Incoming Bird Shit - @noname, you are so #right

by Trying_to_avoid_bird_shit June 21, 2009

bao shit

gangsta way of saying "bull shit".

yo B, I got 56% on my test today, thats BAO SHIT!!

your face is bao shit!

by 5extasy April 21, 2004