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Cat

Fluffy thing that is 90% liquid and can practically fit any where.
Joe: where is our cat fluffy?
Me: oh he is in the cheez-it box.
by Doofles the Boofles September 7, 2016
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Cat Comic

A depiction of co-workers and members of management in the form of a poorly drawn comic strip. It is named after a boss that is a real life Cat Comic.

The comic typically exaggerates day to day operations within the company. It is a goofy depiction of dumb managers and employees within the company. It also exaggerates your bosses "emotional stability" and their flaws.

A Cat Comic is typically drawn after your boss or co-worker just had a frustrating event happen to them at work. It is drawn on MS paint in the size of 300x300. Typically black and white unless you are emphasizing hair color, eye color, colors of objects, etc. The figures are stick figure like and look ridiculus.

It's like Dilbert without the smart stuff.
So Ms. Doe looks really mad after that meeting. I think I'll draw a Cat Comic
by T10LawnDart January 13, 2009
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Cat fight

Kyle and Sky when a political opinion is shared
Memes and screenies is a constant cat fight
by squigglyparrot September 26, 2020
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Cat bird’s kitten

Meaning: You are something else. Too extra. Too much of something.

Typically after action(s)/ behavior(s)
After Jack came up with THE BEST Smart Alec response, Jay looked at him and said, “you’re a cat bird’s kitten.”
by Southerncharm or smartass December 12, 2021
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Cat Rice

A serious lack of skill. Synonymous to "Dog Water"
Friend 1: Did you see Rebecca's presentation on The Great Depression last Friday?

Friend 2: Yeah it was absolute cat rice, it even had comic sans.
by Never_gonna_give_u_up1234 January 30, 2022
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Cat

Extraterrestrial creature that comes from Jupiter, who eats all the food from fridge and who is stealing all your Bts albums, cuz this maleficent creature is in love with their cute faces.
P.S. Your cat is locking herself every night in the basement, reading dirty fan fictions about Kim Taehyung cuz he really looks like a fucking cute, smol kitty(now I know why my cat is in love with him...)
Another P.S. Someday, all the cats will return to Jupiter cuz Terra is too boring.Buuuuut WARNING: if some of your objects are missing, it's because your cat stole them and took them to their planet(including all the smut romans about that boyband:))))))) )
Don't forget that cats are cute animals with big, shiny eyes and small paws. And deadly claws.
Also the cats really come from Jupiter ( I know this from a safe source ) and they are mutants. But cute mutants.
Patricia: Hey...have you seen my cat?
Ben:Yea, it's in the basement reading fan fictions about some kind of boyband.
Patricia:Fuck, not again!
Ben:This girl and her cat are weird as hell.
by Aishaqvak February 5, 2019
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Cat

Used for a mouth
by DontBotherMeBot on ps4 October 17, 2019
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