stair cat

A geriatric stair cat in which, a sketchy cat hides under the stairs and pops it’s head out looking at your soul!

Holy Moly! It’s a “Geriatric Stair Cat,” don’t look it in the eyes!

by Spartan Stair Cats November 17, 2022

Agent Cat

Agent cat is the coolest PERSON alive

Have you talked to agent cat?
No.
You should hes a really AWESOME person.
Will do.

by kvoji February 13, 2022

cute blue cat

Cute Blue cat is a cat queen most beautiful and has a BIG ass.
And she loves her husband snow he has a very BIG peepee.

cute blue cat and loves pepole

by ilovebluepluessnow July 20, 2022

cat mum

A lonely woman, mostly in her 30 or 40s, that tends to call herself cat mum instead of pet owner and not married with children. The person typically also has feminist/childfree views and uses the term as a coping mechanism to show others how „independent“ and „happy“ she is with her choice.

She is 35 and still only has hookups and no stable relationships. She will surely end as a cat mum.

by GiantCope September 08, 2023

Cat Calling

When one Whistles into a Women's Vaginal Cavity ;)

Oh right there Cujo keep whistling Wap you Cat Calling Jack Hammock

by Mr. Bedevil January 14, 2023

long johnson cat

When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.

Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat

by BuzzoQueen February 17, 2016

This cat is named How to Make look their name up to find cute pictures!

A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”

“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.

(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)

by Freddy Fazchair October 09, 2023